The Cow Tipping Myth

Recently, a very smart person in Britain, using math, physics and a grim
determination to debunk an urban legend that has plagued the midwest for
centuries; proved that cow tipping is impossible.

What's cow tipping?

Cow tipping is the act (art?) of sneaking up on sleeping cows and using
your shoulder to push them over. It's most often performed by drunk
people. That may not have needed to be said.

According to the report, there are a number of reasons why cow tipping
won't work. I'll endeavor to examine each of these reasons in further
posts.