It's A Boy!

I think I need to look into Zoloft.
On television, it makes those little circles so happy. If a pill can make
a little circle that happy, think what it could do for a person! Those
little circles don't even have arms and legs, yet they seem content,
almost joyful under the influences of Zoloft.
That's good stuff.

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"Comedy That Won't Leave A Filthy Residue"
www.johnbranyan.com

There are a few people on this planet that you should try to avoid. 1) Angry sports fans after their team loses 2) Anyone driving the "bypass" around Indianapolis between 4:00 and 6:00 pm 3) Scottish magicians with wooden ducks.

The fact is, there seems to be something about either Kilts or wooden props that makes Scottish magicians dangerously cranky. Or it could be massive amounts of alcohol.

Whatever it is. Stay away from them. You've been warned.