New England won the Superbowl.
I feel like I need to say this because the media hasn't really covered it. Instead, they're obsessed with Janet Jackson's breast.
What a phenomenal coincidence!
What are the odds of a professionally tailored costume breaking open and displaying a woman's mammary glands at precisely the moment in the music where the lyric says "I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this song."
Honestly, if I didn't know MTV to be an upstanding, above-board, straight-shooting corporation with loads of integrity; I'd say they planned it all.