Sunday, February 07, 2010


PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania's Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.

I've got a better idea, let's replace the groundhog with animal rights activists. Put the PETA people in a hole in the ground all year long.  Then, every February 2nd, they can come out and try to find their shadows (or identify their butts from the hole in the ground).  If they open their mouths and say something moronic like, "Let's replace Phil with a robot" then we send them back into the hole and have six more weeks of winter.  It'd be the extra winter to have the PETA folks entombed underground for 11 months.

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