"GroundFrog" Day coming to Wash. State The event, which falls three days before Groundhog Day, finds Slew offering a weather prediction, or "frognostication," as organizers say.I'm uncomfortable with this. I don't trust the frog. The groundhog has been predicting weather for decades. I don't know for sure, but I think he has meteorological training. Can a frog even see his shadow? Does a frog even CAST a shadow being partially submerged most of the time?
This kind of thing gets started and next thing you know, Santa's sleigh will be pulled by a team of salamanders. Easter eggs will be delivered by turtles. I'm uncomfortable with this.
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