I'd Rather Eat The Football

I found a website that is chock full of suggestions for healthy snacks to be eaten during the Superbowl. One suggestion: make your own hummus with chick peas, tahini, olive oil and lemon juice.  Another suggestion: zucchini boats.  I hope the local newspaper publishes the names of anyone planning on serving zucchini boats at their Super Bowl party because these are the houses from which citywide riots will explode.  If anyone in your neighborhood asks for a hummus recipe, pack your loved ones into the car and leave town before Sunday.

It costs 3.5 million dollars for a 30 second commercial during the Super Bowl.  There will be several commercials for beer and Doritos.  There will be no commercials for Vegetarian Black Bean Chilli.  Even if there were, none of the football fans gathered around your television would exclaim, "Hey!  Those carrot sticks look great!  And instead of this Budweiser, can I have mineral water?"

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