Would You Like Fries With That, Rembrandt?

Here's a guy who paints with hamburger grease. Smears it right on a canvas.  At first, I thought this was a strange thing to do with a burger. But truthfully, this is probably better for him than eating it. All that grease and cholesterol, sticking to the canvas is much healthier than having it stick to human arteries.  I may try this painting technique. It has advantages in this troubled economy. Art supplies can be bought off the dollar menu and the drive through is open 24 hours. So when inspiration strikes at midnight, I can pick up a couple of brushes...and maybe a shake.