I DON'T CARE THAT OLD ENGLISH ISN'T MIDDLE ENGLISH.
You have apparently lost sleep over this issue.
Take a pill and go create something.
Do you still remember how?
Or has your final ember of imagination burned out?
(I know, embers are fire related...don't send me a snarky comment...)
The reason I wrote my story is because I thought it was funny.
What reason do you have for criticizing references to Shakespeare?
Were you hoping I'd be shamed into removing the video?
Were you expecting a thank you?
Praise from fellow viewers?
Jean Sibelius said, "Nobody ever built a statue to a critic."
If he didn't say this, I'm sure you'll send me a comment and
...completely miss the point of the quote.
There's no statue, my friend.
When a child hands you the picture they've colored and you say,
"Trees aren't pink!"
When you watch Star Wars and explain to everyone afterward,
"The Death Star wouldn't explode in space, there's no oxygen."
When someone refers to a whale as a 'really big fish' and you explain,
"Whales are mammals."
When you point out spelling errors in Twitter quotes.
And when you tell me,
"Shakespeare wouldn't write anything like that."
There's no statue.
There's no applause.
I think about you for as long as it takes to press 'DELETE'.
Then I get back to making comedy.
It's my job.
You keep doing your job too.
For every producer of creativity there are a hundred people like you.
We don't want to upset the balance.
Just don't bother writing an award acceptance speech.
Awards aren't for you.